hold your eyes open
-You leave the sprinkler on for more than 12-hours
-You go to bed without shutting the garage door
-You pour a glass of wine without popping the cap o ff
-You go to Wal-Mart to get weed killer, but end up getting groceries instead without said weed
-You forget to eat breakfast and don't realize it until almost lunch
-You forget a load of laundry in the washer
-You forget a load of laundry in the dryer
-You go to an appointment an hour early
-You go to an appointment an hour late
-You wear mismatched shoes to church
-You grind co ffee beans, pour water in coff ee maker, but forget to push "brew"
-You leave your wallet at home
-You remind your spouse of the same appointment at least 239084 times within a 60-minute window
-You leave home without your phone and return home to get said phone, then end up leaving home
again without the phone you forgot in the fi rst place
-You pop in a pan of lasagna, set the timer but forget to actually turn the oven on
Finally, you know you've hit the peak of sleep deprivation when you experience constant eye-burning, nagging headaches and uncontrollable head bobs just about anywhere, including [but not limited to] your desk, car, chair, dental offi ce, dining room table, church and/or while standing up.
But at the end of the day(s), there's one thing you can't forget -- no matter HOW sleep deprived
She's worth it!